We all feel alone and lost in our 20s so here are some things you should do to make yourself feel less alone and more like everyone else…
- Take so many selfies.
- Go to Starbucks everyday and order the venti low fat, no whip, triple shot latte, with soy milk.
- Air out your dirty laundry on social media.
- Tinder dates.
- Date Tinder guy until you realize he’s an asshole.
- More Tinder dates.
- Get a dog.
- Go everywhere you think your ex will be.
- Tell everyone you’re unique, selfless, and brutally honest.
- Pretend you like everyone you meet, even the people you can’t stand.
- Avoid all conflict.
- Over exaggerate everything ever.
- Snapchat everything ever.
- Get another dog.
- Go out at least twice every weekend.
- Brunch and Netflix for dayyssss.
Man, mid-20s are brutal.